These are exerps from a conversation I had with Jazlyn* about her infatuation with a former occupant of her apatment... I find it very amusing...
10:11 AM me: you're insane you know that right?
10:13 AM Jazlyn: no im not
you're just as deep into this as i am
you blogged about it
me: Also, did you notice the fact that she has TWO pictures of my building in her albums?! TWO J! AND they were taken in, like, July; which means I was totally here at work when they were taken.
10:14 AM Jazlyn: she lives on comm ave!
...
10:18 AM me: What?
that is weird
...
Jazlyn: so p. t.'s life isn't as unfulfilled as we thought
me: maybe
I realized that with the flickr
10:23 AM did you see the pictures?
the selarium!!!
Jazlyn: yes
of p's?
yes
me: she was right there
where on Comm. does she live?
10:24 AM Jazlyn: if i knew that we'd have been there already
maybe she doesn't live right on comm ave, but it's where she walks her stupid dogs
10:25 AM me: hmmm...
Jazlyn: so she's not in texas
but no pictures of her on her flickr
which i find strange
10:26 AM me: some people just don't like to have their picture taken
but there are only the dogs
Jazlyn: also strange that she would own the whole floor of the house
i don't think she owned the whole house... maybe?
me: I mean I didn't go indepth or anything butare there pictures of people?
Jazlyn: there's pictures of when she went to italy and prague
10:27 AM me: of other people?
or just her?
Jazlyn: of her sister
linda or angela
10:28 AM me: does she have two sisters?
Jazlyn: yes and a brother i think
10:29 AM from her mothers obituary
me: you should make a time line of her life
Jazlyn: OHh
new fact
apparently p. lived in california in second grade
me: do you tell your therapist about P.?
Jazlyn: yes california
yes
10:31 AM he said i should contact her and tell her about her stuff
me: and what does he say?
hmm
Jazlyn: he said out of all teh people that have lived there, you were the only one thinking that she need to get this stuff back, that say i'm a moral person
even though i totally went through it too
Jazlyn: i put it all back neatly last night
Jazlyn: i sorted it all, highschool crap, christmas crap, taxes crap, and craft shit.
Jazlyn: so my therapist still thinks p. lives in texas
10:37 AM yes
maybe if he knew she lived in boston he'd be like, she sounds nutty.
stay away
Jazlyn: cuz i was thinking she was poor
but when she lived in watertown she made 60000 a year and drove a sports car
and now she lives in boston
10:38 AM but i don't think she went back to college?
maybe
me: and that was in the late 90's right?
that she lived at your house
10:40 AM Jazlyn: she lived in myhouse, worked for american heart association and made 60000 and drove a mitsubishi 3000 gt which is a fancy red 2 door peppy car that pete and brian knew from seeing it in video games
10:41 AM me: yes, but that was in the late 90's right?
Jacklyn: umm
99-2002
me: hmmm....
10:42 AM and now she lives IN the city
...
Jazlyn: and cleary the lady on flickr is the right person
me: hmm
Jazlyn: right?
10:43 AM me: let me look at the italy pictures
10:44 AM Jazlyn: i mean the cousin sister checks out, the dog collie named connor checks out. the time frame of when she went to italy prague checks out.
10:45 AM and she started taking digital about the time she moved out of my house.
me: where are the pictures of her and her sister?
10:47 AM Jazlyn: in the louve
a lot of flash photography in the louve which i would think would not be allowed
10:48 AM but maybe aound statues it's okay
me: the louvre is neither in italy or prauge...
Jazlyn: and musee d'orsay
10:49 AM she has a photo of a bougereau painting
which may explain why theres a framed bougerau print in my house
that no one knew where it came from
and it's what made me want to move in there
10:51 AM and the italian drawings that i put in the dead refridgerator
Jazlyn: so p. was good at math asa child, enjoyed needlepoint.
me: very true
10:53 AM Jazlyn: then she got divorced, went back to school, maybe jsut took a few art classes, maybe she tooke several cuz her flickr says "photos from a photography class", moved into my house?
me: the sister is a.
and it is totally her
10:54 AM Jazlyn: yes
AND
even when her a l. were together
they traveled a lot
even if it wa sjust to new mexico or the grand canyon
or south carolina
and evertime they moved she took a whole role of film after they set up the furniture
10:55 AM and i tried to look for her neices on facebook
but i forget the yougnest one's name
me: maybe she has a facebook
10:56 AM Jazlyn: there is an old lady with a facebook named p. t.
but she has brown hair.
but p. may be gray no anyways and just dying it
like a brown pageboy haircut
wearing a puple tank top with chubby arms
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My favorite line?
"she has a photo of a bougereau painting
which may explain why theres a framed bougerau print in my house
that no one knew where it came from
and it's what made me want to move in there
10:51 AM and the italian drawings that i put in the dead refridgerator"
*like Jazlyn is her real name...what do you take me for?!
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Is this the phone call I was interrupting the other day?
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