Wednesday, October 29, 2008
What I need is a good slap in the face.
If I am like this now, what am I going to be like next week after daylight savings? I was fine in the morning, it has only been since I am sitting at my desk doing work. I have even had a handyman making a set of stairs outside hammering all day and I still feel like I am about to go coma any second.
I think that someone should put a motion in front of congress to institute a national nap time. Things would be so much better if everyone took a nap in the middle of this work day. Seriously, think about it and then get back to me. We can make this happen, that is the beauty of America, nothing is that crazy here.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I think that I need a new computer at work----re-edited
Now there is a reason why I am complaining about this now as opposed to when I first started working here, and that is that I tried up upload pictures from a camera and the damn computer couldn't even find a "driver" for the software. It is all rather frustrating. Now I have to go home and beg my poor boyfriend to help me upload pictures to his computer because my personal computer is also a bit of a relic and most likely won't be able to upload photos either... Well that is all today, just a bit of complaining.
To those whom read this post yesterday, I noticed a few little typos that were begging to be fixed, so I fixed them.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Facts about P. T.
Jazlyn has become obsessed with this person.
So on Friday night, after enjoying a lovely dinner of sushi, we then went into her basement so that I could "meet" P. T. And I must admit P. T. is quite the entertainer.
Disclaimer: We were completely sober for this evening.
Here are a few things that we learned about Ms. P. T. on Friday night:
- P. T. grew up in Tennessee
- P. T. was an average student, though she did win an award in math in middle school
- P. T. once owned or co-owned a boat in Florida
- P. T. was voted most likely to teach Home-EC in her senior yearbook
- P. T. did art therapy
- P. T. wrote bad poetry in her early teens
- P. T. had a HUGE crush on a guy named Alan, whom we suspect played high school football
- P. T., though passionate about it, was not very good at needlepoint
- P. T. got caught up in a pyramid scheme to sell candles that were very similar to Yankee Candles
- If it were still the 80's P. T. would be very much in style with the choice of clothing that she left behind
- P. T. was at one time was P. C., we think that she divorced Mr. C.; what we don't know is if the pyramid scheme was a deciding factor of the divorce or if it came after to fill the void of an empty house
- P. T. has/had relatives in New Mexico
- P. T. has a fairly decent taste in art, though her skills leave much to be desired
- P. T. graduated high school in 1981
- P. T. once owned or co-owned a time-share in Florida
- P. T. either really loved or really hated Christmas; she has/had a large amount of Christmas decorations the basement and we can not decide if she loved Christmas so much that she has/had all those decorations, OR, if she hated Christmas and that is why she has left the multitude of decorations behind
- P. T. has either two daughters or two nieces or both
As you can see there is a lot that we uncovered about Ms. P. T., the best part is that we only got through one trunk, and there are at least 6 of them down there. So we have a lot to look forward to. I will keep you updated.
*name changed to protect the innocent(**)
(**) or not so innocent
Friday, October 24, 2008
Trying this again....
What happened to said post?
After I had spellchecked it and previewed it i hit the 'Publish Post' button and the next screen that came up told me that Blogger.com was unavailable and to try again later. I thus hit the back button to find that the whole post, minus the title, was gone.
This made me sad.
But I was undeterred. I quickly got to writing a new post that was a mixture of the first and the experience of loosing that post. I then went through the whole rigmarole of spellchecking and previewing again, only to have the same thing happen.
I was entirely displeased. I am hoping that this will work today, because if not I don't know what I will do with this site.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Loosing ones head, or hat...
No no, I know, I am going a bit crazy today. I actually am going to tell a story, promise.
Okay. Tuesday. Tuesday equals Small Group for me. Small Group starts at 7:30, I get out of work at 5:30, and since it only takes about an hour for me to get to where I need to be it means that I have an hour or so to do what ever I want. And this week I went shopping. It was at H&M so nothing too crazy; a few cute hair pins, some unmentionables for the boy, and a hat for the winter. Now I am not a hat person, they just DO NOT look good on me. I have tried all kinds and the ones that look the 'best' considering my tiny forehead, are berets. Berets are way to pretentious, so, I don't wear hats. But this hat I found was really cute, looked really cute on, was one for my favorite colors, reminded me of one that my late grandmother had, and was only (olny*) $10.
Today was the first day I wore it. It was really cold when i left this morning and my hair was wet from the shower so I busted out my hat. I won't lie, I was excited about it; about my silly little hat. I was so excited about it that I decided to wear it out to lunch too. Lunch Buddy and I went to the Pru for lunch and I had to visit the ladies room so we decided to meet somewhere near Panda Express. I was very careful about my hat this whole time, keeping it with my coat and keeping a tight hold on my coat.
*cut to me in the Panda Express line*
I am in line, I don't know where Lunch Buddy is, and my turn is coming up. I spot Lunch Buddy getting Quedoba (Sp?) for her guy and she motions that she is going to be joining the PE line once she was finished there. I had time to turn around and then it was my turn to be yelled at by the angry Asians behind the counter and then cattle rushed down to the registers. LB motioned that I find a table and she would then join me. I find one. I put my coat and purse on the chair and then I realize that I don't have my hat.
Some time in the walk from the bathroom to me finding a table my new adorable hat vanished into thin air.
I checked everywhere it could be too. I even went back to the bathroom, where I know I had it. But no.
*POOF*
Gone.
It isn't a huge loss though. I'm just going to go back to H&M and buy another. But I couldn't believe it. First day I wore it and it disappears. Can you believe that I just wasted your time with that pointless story?! :)
* (olny is kind of an inside joke with my guy; there is a sign on our way to church that reads Emergency Stopping Olny it is a real state certified sign too, and we think that it is rather hilarious)
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Bargain of a lifetime! Or at least a Sunday.
On Sunday my man and I went to the Burlington Mall to check out a new restaurant that they have, called "Shrimp Market". Everything on the menu is shrimp, and since shrimp just might be one of the most delicious things on earth it had a lot to live up to. It met all expectations. This, however is not what this post will be about.
Like I stated, we were at the mall. Now in case you don't know, men and women behave differently in a mall. Men normally (and I am not trying to state stereotypical behavior or anything) gravitate to the electronic and video game type stores. Women normally gravitate to, everything else in the mall.
So on Sunday afternoon I found myself in Macy's, looking at clothes. I had come into Macy's looking for shoes, which were on the first floor. Women's clothing was on the third floor. I don't know why I was up there but looking at the sale rack I came across this adorable black dress. It was the only on on the rack and the price ($119) was not marked down so I figured that someone must have put it back in the wrong spot. I picked it up and went to put it in the right spot, but I couldn't find where it went. So I figured that I would go try it on and then put it on the rack in the dressing room. I kept looking at the sale rack, picked out a few more things to try on and then off to the fitting room I went. I left the dress for last, thinking that maybe it was on sale after all; it was no where to be found on the racks so maybe just maybe it was on sale. I try it on and it is adorable. " If it is $30 or so I am getting it. I know I know! I don't need it but it is so cute!' these were my thoughts as I left the dressing room. I go to the cashier and ask her if she could tell me the price. I explain that it was on the sale rack and I just wanted to make sure that the $119 was the correct price, so she scans it.
"$4.99"
" I'm sorry what ?"
"$4.99"
" $49.99?"
" No, $4.99 "
" Oh... *cough* Um...I'll take it."
I pay, and then hightail it out of the store because I know I just got a deal that was just way too good. That and I was 10 minutes late to meet my man in GameStop.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Cheating again...
You stand there,
never moving,
never changing,
forever staring at my back.
I know you.
You have wisdom,
locked within
Your freezing,
stone eyes.
And you have yet
to ever find
me worthy enough
to impart
your knowledge,
upon my willing ear.
Knowledge acquired from
long forgotten nights,
when the roaring fire
that you guard,
blazed as bright
as a memory.
And the clever men
with their stylish pipes,
boasted to one another
about things they
would never see
and you would come to know
all too well.
-The Sentries
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
And...... Breath!
The main thing that made my day hectic was one of utter silliness:
Darrel* a newer person in my company, was having a meeting around lunch time. I knew of this meeting because since I am in charge of our parking lot he had to clear the parking with me. Now people in my company have meetings all the time at all hours of the day, I sometimes think that that is all they do. That being said; they do not normally have meetings that incorporate the actual eating of food. When they do, that is where I come in. Myself, being the Jack-of-all-trades (or Jill) am the one to procure all the delicious-ness for these every once in a while 'eating meetings'. Yesterday we had one such meeting. Now in normal situations (like yesterday) I have advanced notice, thus giving me time to get all that I need to impress whom ever my company is trying to impress.
Darrel was a part of yesterdays meeting, and like I mentioned, he is a newer person to the company.
So today, Darrel's meeting arrives, and I lead them into where they need to go. I then call down to Darrel to inform him that his meeting is here and waiting; he says "Great, thanks, be right up!". Which he is. (Here is where is gets fun kiddies) Darrel is in his meeting for, give or take, 10-15 minutes, when he comes out to my desk and tells me that they have a lunch order and was wondering if I could go get it. I look at my computer clock, 12:18. I look back at Darrel, slap a smile on my face, and say "sure". He then hands me the paper with the instructions and turns tail. Looking at the paper I realize that the name of president of the company is on the list. I then look at the pile of mail (literally a huge pile) on my desk and the bin of even more mail behind me, the movers that are walking in and out moving a tenant out of a space, I can hear the phone ringing like crazy, and then I think about how I am supposed to be keeping an eye on the CEO's computer because it is being worked on remotely. I then sigh, put on my coat and head out the door.
*time stamp is now 12:20*
*an aside*
Now for those of you who don't really know me, I need to tell you that I work in the Back Bay of Boston right near Newbury Street. I love working this close to everything, however, I try to not venture out around lunch time because I value my life. I normally take a late lunch or I go to the BPL, where it is nice and quiet and you can eat a sandwich in peace, or I go to lunch with my lunch buddy and then I don't really care a whole ton about what is going on because I am listening to another person. Bustling up and down Newbury street trying to get lunch for 5 people while dodging looks from people just trying to get lunch for themselves, not completely awesome.
*Time stamp is now 12:24*
I hustle my butt into the sandwich shop and look around in amazement at the fact that I am the only person at the counter. The girl who helped me yesterday is there and asks right off the bat (in rather broken English) how many sandwiches. As I give her the instructions people start to filter in. She asks me about the mustard on the sandwich "wit du chezz" and people are now flowing into the little shop, and she is the only one behind the counter. I finally get all the sandwiches and am just hoping that there is at least one that does not have mustard on it and go to the check out. $30 later (not kidding, actual price) I leave the shop after making sure I got the receipt, and head toward the pizza shop.
*Time stamp is now 12:38*
I am looking at the list and realize that there is only one drink request on it. Quickly call Kathy* and inquire if there are any other requests, she checks:
"No, they are all fine with water, can I get a Diet Coke though?. Hey they are leaving at 1:30, when do you think you will be back here?".
1:30! No one told me this!
"Sure. I am just getting the salad now, and then I have to get the soup, so not to long."
I get the salad, turn out of the shop and start to haul ass up the three blocks that I have to go to get the soup. Now I know that three blocks does not seem far, but when you are carrying sandwiches, a salad, soda, and trying not to kill them, it can be challenging. I get the the soup place and see that the line is out the door, and settle in. I finally get the soup ( and a bagel for myself) and head to CVS for milk.
*Time stamp is now 12:59*
Here is a fundamental question for all of you. Who here on God's green earth needs to return a nail file to CVS at 1 in the afternoon!? Because it was that person that I was stuck behind. Milk gotten.
They all get their lunch and I sigh a HUGE sigh of relief. Then turn to the mail, movers, phone, and the CEO's computer....
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
I am cheating today...
The lampshades are tired.
Most of them have been up for years.
You can tell which are the most exhausted,
by the dents and burn marks,
that happen
when they doze
off into slumber
and lean against their uncompromising friends,
the light bulbs.
Moreover they themselves are tired.
Only emitting
a dull,
yellow,
glow,
that,
though it warms the place,
never really lets you see it.
The light bulbs are spiteful creatures.
They pretend to be in love
with the weary lampshades,
simply to make the lampshades feel better,
and so they will stop complaining of the heat
the light bulbs make.
“It is all for you!” they say to the lampshades.
When in reality
they resent
having to be filtered
through such worn-out things.
-Lampshades
Okay, that was it. Let me know what you think.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Nothing too intensive please, it is Friday after all...
There is good news however. If you haven't noticed, I have changed my blog format. I like it a lot better, don't you? A thank you goes out to my 1 follower, who pointed me in the direction a very useful website. There are more changes to come, eventually, I promise.
So today has been another amazing do-nothing day. I have not flopped about on the Internet though. Nope. Today I reveled in my geeky-ness by going to one of my favorite sites and staying there almost all day, fanfiction.net . I know, I know. Here I was trying to pull off that I am thoroughly modern, Starbucks-ing, 9-5, girl, with some fashion sense (I hope) and I pull that little skeleton from my closet! Well listen, I will be the first to tell you that the majority of stuff on there is absolute and total crap, but not all of it. There is probably a 15% rate of really good stuff on there. AND. You know all those books that you have read and once you have gotten to the last page, and read the last sentence, you are consumed by overwhelming sadness that it is all over, none-more to be had?! Please tell me I am not the only one that this happens to... Okay, good. Anyway, this is like a whole website of chose you own adventure/ alternate ending, with all of your favorite characters, and if you feel so inclined you can add to it yourself.
I have yet to do that.
It is my firm belief that the second I do that, then I will be a complete and utter nerd. As it is right now, and am a mostly normal person with nerdish tendencies. Yes I am the person that will gladly listen to " Wait, Wait! Don't tell me! " before Rhianna or Carry Underwood, and yes, I am also the person that will watch NOVA over Paris Hilton's new BFF. But that doesn't make me a geek outright. Please don't get me wrong, I am not claiming to be "hip" by any stretch. I couldn't be even if I wanted; I have never seen and entire episode of The Hills/Laguna Beach, and I think that you need to know all the characters of that show to be officially "IN" now. So I am disqualified. But i have no qualms about that.
All I am saying is that I enjoy reading during my immense amount of down time at work. Also try it out before you completely judge me. You might find something fun on there. But just use your common sense, like I said, only about 15% of it is actually good.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
What do they say about idle minds?
Today has been useless. Yesterday there was a steady stream of something to do, today... I should list all the websites that I have been looking at! Actually, that is not a half bad idea...
- ask.com(homepage)
- blogger.com (obviously)
- boston.citysearch.com(I don't remember what I was looking at here)
- deandeluca.com(check it out, but a little warning first, you will want at least 98% of the site)
- ghostsandgravestones.com (Halloween is coming up, I thought going on one of those tours might be fun)
- ghoststoriesandpictures.com (I got a little into local ghost stories, and the pictures where fun)
- google.com (ever useful)
- graphics.boston.com (again, I have no Idea what I was looking at here, probably "ghost" pictures)
- hauntedamericantours.com (seriously, this has been my day)
- hauntedboston.com (this might be the last 'haunted' one)
- hotels.about.com (no comment on this one)
- i.pbase.com (more "ghost" pictures I think)
- knbc.com (maybe I should just start labeling them "GP" for ghost pictures)
- newenglandghosttours.com (okay, I lied, but I think that this is the last "haunted tour" site)
- paranormal.about.com ( I think that says everything about that site)
- theshadowlands.net (I think that I may need to visit that one again to see what it was)
- yelp.com (again, ever useful)
A serious waste of time.
I could be doing something that will benefit my brain instead of researching rot. However, that would be nowhere near as fun as looking at so called "ghost pictures" and clearly seeing how they where faked. Being a photography major definitely has its perks. Okay, I know that this is "short" in blogging terms, but I am going to go now.
I think I will go look up Icelandic elves on wiki....Bye!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
The hidden agenda of the brain prior to 8:30 in the morning
- go to Starbucks and get something warm and delicious
- go straight to my work and make coffee there
And this depends on a number of factors:
- what the exact time is
- how much money I have in my wallet
- if there is some type of inclement weather afoot
- if there is something that I need to get finished at work
- how many people are in line
- if "mullet guy" is working the counter
If I choose number 1 I do not get to enjoy the warm delicious-ness for at least another 20 minutes or so, because after this decision is made the rest of my morning routine ensues. This encompasses getting to the building, opening our office, opening the copy room, making sure there is enough paper in the copier, backing up our security main frame (I think that is what it is called), turning off the alarm, turning on the lights in the main hall, posting the daily upstairs conference room schedule for all the tenants, making sure that the tenant copy room is open and that they have enough paper, opening the front gate and door, sorting out the newspapers, turn the phones system on, and finally checking and responding to any email I have received over the night. If I am on time this should be finished by 8:30, give or take a minute or two.
Today. Today I hit a few road bumps. They are amusing in hind sight, so I feel the need to share. It is a three act play...
Act One: Slow fade in from black, scene opens and we are on the T; Our heroine doses off briefly and nearly misses her line switch stop, upon the realization of this she makes up her mind that Starbucks will get her money when she next sees the light of day. Scene closes with a hurried dash up the stairs to make the the awaiting green line trolley; slow fadeout to black.
Act Two: Quick fade in from black, scene opens and we are hanging up the a cell phone and walking into a Starbucks; Our heroine is in line, trying to figure out what she would like that will shake her from her current groggy state. A barrista quickly approaches and demands a drink order. Our flustered heroine manages to spit out "hot...salty...caramel..." the barrista guffaws and then asks " What?" rather indignantly. "Oh, hahaha, yes. I mean a salted caramel hot chocolate, tall, no whip cream please... You guys must get that a lot huh? Hahaha, That is why I need a drink!" this is met by shocked stares from every barrista behind the counter, while our heroine stumbles over her words, trying in vain to correct her turn of phrase. She commits to just turning a brilliant shade of red and slinking to the end of the bar to await her warm, delicious-ness. Upon receiving it she quickly scuttles out of the coffee shop. Quick fadeout to black.
Act Three: Quick fade in from black, scene opens and we are in the upstairs hallway that links the tenant conference room to the upstairs copy room; Our heroine has just posted the daily schedule for the tenant conference room and is going to check on the paper situation in the copy room, when she abruptly realizes that there is someone already in the copy room. "OH! Hello Gavin*, how are you?" Gavin turns, smiles, and responds "As you would say, 'I am well, thank you.' " "I just like to use proper grammar." Our heroine snaps, accidentally, and realizing as such she quickly tries to back pedal, in hopes that Gavin did not notice the curtness of her phrasing. She throws him a smile and makes a quip about the public domain of the lobby. She believes that Gavin has not noticed, as he responds "Well it is good to know that I am not plagiarizing you. Every time I hear you say 'I am well, thank you' I always think how much better it sounds the 'Oh, you know, pretty good'... How are you this morning? " The question catches our heroine off guard, as she was trying to fathom the early morning compliment on her grammar, and she blurts out "Oh, you know, pretty good." Gavin looks at her strangely and chuckles, she realizes what she had just said, plays it off like she had meant to say it and quickly begs her leave, saying that she needs to open the front gate. When downstairs she opens the front gate and door then collapses at her desk, taking in a large sip of her warm delicious-ness, praying that it will help lessen the flubs that she has been making all morning. Slow fade to black.
* Names have been changed to protect the assumed innocent.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Dog Nannies
"OMG! (seriously, the letters, not the actual words they stand for) I LOVE NEWFIES! We will need to have one in our apartment! "
"Yeah! And a dog nanny to take care of it all the time, our place needs to be HUGE! I am sooo excited!"
It took well over half my strength to not turn around and gape at who ever had had this little transaction. Instead of turning, I simply slowed down and let them pass by. Three girls that were clearly in their late teens and freshman in college passed, and I knew instantly that they were the culprits. One was wearing Ugg boots, a fashion statement that should be struck from the record (I don't care if Uggs are the most comfortable things that you have ever put on your feet, if that is the case then please let me enlighten you to the concept of slippers, because Uggs should NEVER leave the house, they are hideous and no one should ever have to look at them unwillingly) ; another was wearing a sweater/cardigan/hoodie thing which had a ridiculous amount of fur on it; and other had a LARGE Louis Vitton tote (and it was real Louis Vitton, I can spot a fake a mile away). All three were doing the 'skin tight jeans' thing, along with the 'way too much eye makeup for 5 in the afternoon' thing. Now I am not one to weep for the children of tomorrow, but if these are the children of tomorrow I will be weeping for tomorrow in general.
I mean come on! I don't want to judge here but are you serious?! I wish I had stopped them to ask them a few questions. For example:
- In this economic environment what kind of jobs are you going to get to pay for this apartment? or
- Which one of your fathers are going to pay for this "huge" apartment?
- Where in Boston are you going to find this "huge" apartment?
- Why would you get a very large dog, only to have it looked after a "dog nanny"?
- Are your daddies going to split the cost of the "dog nanny" too?
Okay, I will admit that the last one may be a tinsy bit cynical in some views. But I ask all you in Internet land; what is going to become of independent, free thinking youth, if they all depend on daddy to pay the bills? I am quite proud of the fact that I made it where I am on my own. I am not proud of the amount of debt that I racked up getting to where I am, but at least it is my debt. Will these girls be able to state the same in a decade? Or will they still be leaning on Daddy to fund their lives?
Monday, October 6, 2008
The first day of Heater...
That is all the Welcome that I can offer you.
Having grown up in Massachusetts I can say with utmost confidence that Autumn is my absolute favorite time of year. This is for a variety of reasons; I love to wear sweaters, hot apple cider that has been just pressed is just about the greatest drink in the world, and if you add a little spiced rum to it... forget it, two of my favorite holidays are in the Fall, the air is easier to breath, nothing beats some hot chocolate, a warm blanket and a good book, the trees are different everyday. I could go on for a very long time here, but I fear that at some point while I am waxing poetic about early morning frost you may become very bored.
There is, however, one thing that I don't like about Autumn, and that is the crazy adjustment period that New England goes through. I mean talk about one step forward and two steps back! Today was the first day that I had to pull out my little space heater and place it under my desk, to make sure that my feet did not turn blue and fall off (the boy would be very upset if that were to happen). Now I know that I will to get used to this, I do every year, it is the fact that Thursday will be close to 70 that makes me scratch my head a little.
Like I said, I grew up in the Northeast. I am used to the crazy weather. I know that old saying: "If you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes, it'll change". I am just taking note of the fact that every year this adjustment period is getting more and more erratic. Pretty soon I will have to pack my gloves, flip flops, scarf and a tank top, just for my commute to work. I can only imagine the looks I would get on the T.